AEther Salon: Clausology III (Unedited Transcript)

[2015/12/20 13:58:05]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Well, the doors are open.
[2015/12/20 13:58:07]  Myrtil Igaly: 'ello everyone!
[2015/12/20 13:58:08]  Jimmy Branagh: !
[2015/12/20 13:58:08]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Hello, Jimmy.
[2015/12/20 13:58:09]  Darlingmonster Ember: Yes, a small flurry may have followed me in
[2015/12/20 13:58:13]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me waves
[2015/12/20 13:58:17]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Hallo, Herr Jimmy, Fraulein Myrtil.
[2015/12/20 13:58:23]  Miss Kate (katelynn.inglewood): hello everyone
[2015/12/20 13:58:36]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): /me waves to Myrtil and Jimmy :)
[2015/12/20 13:58:38]  Darlingmonster Ember: hullo Myrtil, Jimmy, and Kate
[2015/12/20 13:58:40]  Ceejay Writer: 'appy 'olidays all!  I'll just be standing by the horse for warmth.
[2015/12/20 13:58:47]  Elleon Bergamasco: Hoy Urchins~
[2015/12/20 13:58:52]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): /me waves to Ceejay and Miss Kate
[2015/12/20 13:58:53]  Elleon Bergamasco: Ceeejay~
[2015/12/20 13:58:55]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Hello Myrtil, Miss Kate, Miss Ceejay.
[2015/12/20 13:58:56]  Jimmy Branagh: /me waves all around
[2015/12/20 13:59:01]  Ceejay Writer: /me grins and waves back
[2015/12/20 13:59:04]  Elleon Bergamasco: Hallooooooo
[2015/12/20 13:59:25]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): Greetings, Ceejay, Jimmy *beams*
[2015/12/20 13:59:28]  Ceejay Writer: Elleooooooooooooooooooooon!
[2015/12/20 13:59:41]  Myrtil Igaly: straw?
[2015/12/20 13:59:41]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me cheers "great to see you! "
[2015/12/20 13:59:56]  Elleon Bergamasco: We can't miss the Boiler Elf!
[2015/12/20 14:00:02]  Myrtil Igaly: He's gonna actually make the Nativity scene?
[2015/12/20 14:00:09]  Ceejay Writer: I totally missed the Boiler Elf earlier this weekend, so maybe I will take a flying leap at his lap here.
[2015/12/20 14:00:12]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Fraulein Ceejay, excellent!
[2015/12/20 14:00:19]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): Greetings, Myrtil *smiles*
[2015/12/20 14:00:33]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me laughs "It would be perfect for the Nativity"
[2015/12/20 14:00:34]  Ceejay Writer: Evening Baron!
[2015/12/20 14:00:34]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): ((Everyone just turned into  cloud. I think I need to relog.))
[2015/12/20 14:00:40]  Myrtil Igaly: 'ello everyone who said 'ello!
[2015/12/20 14:00:48]  Myrtil Igaly: and even those who didn't hehe
[2015/12/20 14:00:48]  Jimmy Branagh: Hallo Frau Baronin, and Baron
[2015/12/20 14:00:49]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): He should be back in just a moment.
[2015/12/20 14:00:50]  Joey (joey.aboma): Hello
[2015/12/20 14:00:54]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me sighs, hoping for Steam Santa to remember her gift
[2015/12/20 14:01:04]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Erm.. Goat?
[2015/12/20 14:01:18]  Myrtil Igaly: the Boiler Elf pinup calendar Miss DME?
[2015/12/20 14:01:23]  Fauve Aeon: sir?
[2015/12/20 14:01:26]  Elleon Bergamasco: Can Steam Santa give me the gift of time? :P
[2015/12/20 14:01:28]  Darlingmonster Ember: erm, yessssss
[2015/12/20 14:01:39]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me fans herself
[2015/12/20 14:01:41]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): /me snickers
[2015/12/20 14:01:42]  Myrtil Igaly: I tried Miss Elleon, they didn't want
[2015/12/20 14:01:42]  Darlingmonster Ember: discreetly
[2015/12/20 14:01:48]  Myrtil Igaly: hehe
[2015/12/20 14:01:49]  Lady Sumoku: Don't ask for time, you'll get a glaring.
[2015/12/20 14:01:51]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): "The Soot Edition"
[2015/12/20 14:01:54]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Welcome, everyone, to December's Aether Salon. We thank you for finding the time to attend, and hope you'll enjoy today's topic.
[2015/12/20 14:02:02]  Ceejay Writer: Elleon, I got that gift once and it vanished in a puff of steam
[2015/12/20 14:02:10]  Elleon Bergamasco: drats
[2015/12/20 14:02:11]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Before we begin, a few housekeeping items:
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[2015/12/20 14:04:01]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): 6) If you're not a member of the AEther Salon group, there are signs that will let you join up. You'll be most heartily welcome.
[2015/12/20 14:04:14]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Lady Sumoku!
[2015/12/20 14:04:17]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): 7) Edited and unedited transcripts of these proceedings will be posted at aethersalon.blogspot.com.
[2015/12/20 14:04:22]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): And lastly:
[2015/12/20 14:04:36]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): 8) Tea and treats are set out - help yourself!
[2015/12/20 14:04:55]  Luncheon Plate Mk 2: Have some petit fours.
[2015/12/20 14:04:55]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me applauds and eyes the treats
[2015/12/20 14:05:01]  Jimmy Branagh: An' don't stare directly inta th' Boiler Elf's oyes.  'ee'll take it as a challenge.
[2015/12/20 14:05:04]  Myrtil Igaly: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:05:16]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:05:19]  Ceejay Writer: /me dons sunglasses
[2015/12/20 14:05:22]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): /me suddenly has a truly horrifying image of a Boiler Elf pinup calendar themed "Goggles and Giggles"
[2015/12/20 14:05:24]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:05:39]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Our speaker today almost needs no introduction. He has been visiting New Babbage annually for some time accompanying Steam Santa, and examining children's souls before they sit on the fabled lap.
[2015/12/20 14:05:46]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:05:48]  Darlingmonster Ember: grins
[2015/12/20 14:06:22]  Fauve Aeon: /me escap...erm Missed...Santa, it seems... :D
[2015/12/20 14:06:30]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): This is the third year he has been willing to break his busy schedule to discuss the origins, traditions and personages of Christmas with us. I give you the Boiler Elf.
[2015/12/20 14:06:39]  Jimmy Branagh: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:06:40]  Lady Sumoku: /me claps
[2015/12/20 14:06:41]  Fauve Aeon: YAY!
[2015/12/20 14:06:41]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:06:43]  Myrtil Igaly: Yay!!
[2015/12/20 14:06:45]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:06:46]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Magdalena Kamenev!
[2015/12/20 14:06:47]  Jimmy Branagh: Yay Boiler Elf!
[2015/12/20 14:06:49]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): /me shudders
[2015/12/20 14:06:49]  Ceejay Writer: YAY!
[2015/12/20 14:06:50]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:06:52]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me claps
[2015/12/20 14:06:57]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:06:57]  Mosseveno Tenk: look at all those naughty children out there!
[2015/12/20 14:07:06]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): ooo
[2015/12/20 14:07:07]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'm going to have so much fun with you when you get to the pole
[2015/12/20 14:07:08]  Jimmy Branagh: /me turns around and looks
[2015/12/20 14:07:08]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me cheers!
[2015/12/20 14:07:09]  Fauve Aeon: where???
[2015/12/20 14:07:10]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me hides behind Jimmy
[2015/12/20 14:07:16]  Myrtil Igaly: Awww he's got a tiny pet rat with a Santa hat!
[2015/12/20 14:07:18]  Mosseveno Tenk: Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:24]  Mosseveno Tenk: /me puts his hand to his ear
[2015/12/20 14:07:27]  Jimmy Branagh: Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:28]  Elleon Bergamasco: Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:36]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:36]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me raises an eyebrow, like he thinks the boiler elf looks like someone else.
[2015/12/20 14:07:37]  Joey (joey.aboma): rat=\
[2015/12/20 14:07:38]  Mosseveno Tenk: oh com on now, we do this every year
[2015/12/20 14:07:38]  Lady Sumoku: Mumble That-mas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:39]  Joey (joey.aboma): =
[2015/12/20 14:07:53]  Joey (joey.aboma): yummm
[2015/12/20 14:07:53]  Mosseveno Tenk: all christians this year? i sort of doubt that....
[2015/12/20 14:07:54]  Fauve Aeon: Happy Merrymas!
[2015/12/20 14:07:54]  Ceejay Writer: /me whispers, 'he comes from a large family I think'
[2015/12/20 14:08:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: let's try again...
[2015/12/20 14:08:07]  Mosseveno Tenk: Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:08:10]  Jimmy Branagh: shouts: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
[2015/12/20 14:08:10]  Garth Goode: /me thinks, "No one wil see past my disguise, bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!"
[2015/12/20 14:08:15]  Lady Sumoku: Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:08:16]  Myrtil Igaly: Joyeux Noël!
[2015/12/20 14:08:18]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:08:21]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Merry Christmas!
[2015/12/20 14:08:22]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): merrycristmas
[2015/12/20 14:08:24]  Fauve Aeon: God Jul
[2015/12/20 14:08:28]  Ceejay Writer: HAPPY COAL WEEK!
[2015/12/20 14:08:36]  Elleon Bergamasco: Merry Christmas! Mele Kaliki Maka!
[2015/12/20 14:08:39]  Mosseveno Tenk: I like a sincere greeting,
[2015/12/20 14:08:58]  Mosseveno Tenk: as almost evrey culture has a celebration near the solstice, i would expect to hear the one you celebrate!
[2015/12/20 14:09:06]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me flutters her eyelashes at Boiler Elf
[2015/12/20 14:09:06]  Mosseveno Tenk: so
[2015/12/20 14:09:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: i looked over last years transcript to try and remebe what we were talking about
[2015/12/20 14:09:31]  Mosseveno Tenk: i believe we left off in scandinavia
[2015/12/20 14:09:38]  Mosseveno Tenk: so here's a little cartoon to get you in the mood
[2015/12/20 14:09:47]  Mosseveno Tenk: http://satwcomic.com/christmas-traditions
[2015/12/20 14:09:52]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me wonders if she missed Spain's miraculous ... er, log.
[2015/12/20 14:10:16]  Wildstar Beaumont: /me waves silently
[2015/12/20 14:10:24]  Ceejay Writer: Muahahaha
[2015/12/20 14:10:24]  Myrtil Igaly: hehehe
[2015/12/20 14:10:30]  Darlingmonster Ember: giggles
[2015/12/20 14:10:32]  Jimmy Branagh: /me laughs
[2015/12/20 14:10:36]  Mosseveno Tenk: last year we talke about some of the more unusual characters, and miss kameneve was kind enough to educate me on the spanish 'shitting man' that we were looking at
[2015/12/20 14:10:41]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'll show you a picture
[2015/12/20 14:10:47]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): /me giggles
[2015/12/20 14:10:51]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): 0.O
[2015/12/20 14:10:52]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me looks over the comic. "EH heh heh... Interesting."
[2015/12/20 14:11:05]  Garth Goode: ha
[2015/12/20 14:11:12]  Mosseveno Tenk: what is his proper name, miss K?
[2015/12/20 14:11:28]  Mosseveno Tenk: if you don't belive this, please google image it
[2015/12/20 14:11:33]  Ceejay Writer: Looks delicious. Yes, delicious is the word I am thinking of
[2015/12/20 14:11:43]  Mosseveno Tenk: now he is a nativity character. the story is thus:
[2015/12/20 14:11:46]  Myrtil Igaly: it really looks like a log
[2015/12/20 14:11:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: while at the nativity, he had to relieve himself
[2015/12/20 14:11:57]  Mosseveno Tenk: so he did, in a corner of the manger
[2015/12/20 14:12:04]  Mosseveno Tenk: and baby Jesus smiled at him
[2015/12/20 14:12:14]  Mosseveno Tenk: and his feces turned to candy fudge
[2015/12/20 14:12:16]  Ceejay Writer: (that wasn' a smile, it was gas)
[2015/12/20 14:12:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: and it seems that this was a lifelong condition
[2015/12/20 14:12:24]  Fauve Aeon: whispers: ewww
[2015/12/20 14:12:32]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): I did try to forget this story, and he opens with it -.-
[2015/12/20 14:12:34]  Mosseveno Tenk: for the rest of his life, when children saw him
[2015/12/20 14:12:46]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me takes furious notes
[2015/12/20 14:12:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: they would chase him down and beat him with sticks to make him number two
[2015/12/20 14:12:58]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me nosepinches
[2015/12/20 14:13:02]  Mosseveno Tenk: and he didn't seem to have a problem wtih this, beucase it made the children happy
[2015/12/20 14:13:06]  Liz Wilner: goodness
[2015/12/20 14:13:10]  Myrtil Igaly: Awwww!
[2015/12/20 14:13:11]  Jimmy Branagh: What happened when a fake Shitting Man showed up?
[2015/12/20 14:13:13]  Lady Sumoku: Now that's what I call Christmas.
[2015/12/20 14:13:20]  Mosseveno Tenk: so when it came time for him to pass on, he met with sait peter at the gates of heaven
[2015/12/20 14:13:21]  Fauve Aeon: /me giggles
[2015/12/20 14:13:27]  Mosseveno Tenk: and asked if there was a way he could stay
[2015/12/20 14:13:27]  Joey (joey.aboma): Is dat why lil kids are often terds?
[2015/12/20 14:13:34]  Mosseveno Tenk: so he was transformed into ... A LOG!
[2015/12/20 14:13:45]  Fauve Aeon: Yul log?
[2015/12/20 14:13:47]  Lady Sumoku: Everyone loves LOG.
[2015/12/20 14:13:47]  Jimmy Branagh: /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:13:48]  Mosseveno Tenk: which is how we know him today. the spanish christmas log
[2015/12/20 14:13:54]  Jimmy Branagh: LOG is fab
[2015/12/20 14:14:02]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me tries to smile, even though he clearly seemed a bit fightened. "....Charming tale."
[2015/12/20 14:14:03]  Mosseveno Tenk: and as you see, he still make delicious candy when you beat him with a stick
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[2015/12/20 14:14:10]  Ceejay Writer: Its big its heavy THATS NOT WOOD
[2015/12/20 14:14:17]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): /me decides to go with the pie
[2015/12/20 14:14:17]  Myrtil Igaly: Yes it does look yummy
[2015/12/20 14:14:18]  Lady Sumoku: /me laughs.
[2015/12/20 14:14:35]  Lady Sumoku: It's better than naughty, it's nice!
[2015/12/20 14:14:37]  Mosseveno Tenk: so there it is. his name is uncle christmas, or somethign to that effect
[2015/12/20 14:14:37]  Elleon Bergamasco: this is SO wrong!
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[2015/12/20 14:14:49]  Ceejay Writer: I love awful traditions
[2015/12/20 14:14:53]  Stereo Nacht: /me waves quietly
[2015/12/20 14:15:02]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i think when you go visit santa in the mall in spain, the exit slide is often out a giant rear end
[2015/12/20 14:15:03]  Fauve Aeon: /me will brb
[2015/12/20 14:15:04]  Zantabraxus (zantabraxus.aristocarnas): /me smiles at Liz
[2015/12/20 14:15:10]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me claps!
[2015/12/20 14:15:13]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Eeeewwww
[2015/12/20 14:15:15]  Jimmy Branagh: /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:15:18]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:15:18]  Mosseveno Tenk: did i get that right Mags?
[2015/12/20 14:15:18]  Liz Wilner: /me smiles back at Zanta
[2015/12/20 14:15:24]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): I believe so!
[2015/12/20 14:15:35]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Stereo Nacht!
[2015/12/20 14:15:36]  Ceejay Writer: I need to find some Mexican sims in SL and see what's up
[2015/12/20 14:15:44]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): But I defer to your expert wisdom in all matter Nöel.
[2015/12/20 14:16:21]  Mosseveno Tenk: another character that got passed over was from france. where we have 'Pere Noel'
[2015/12/20 14:16:28]  Myrtil Igaly: Yay!!
[2015/12/20 14:16:30]  Mosseveno Tenk: here he is from an antique postcard
[2015/12/20 14:16:49]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Oh, isn't that France's awnser to St. Nicholas?
[2015/12/20 14:17:15]  Mosseveno Tenk: now we talked about the 'followers' of nicholas, often pagan creatures that had been tamed by nicholas and were allowed to roam for a brief time to scare children during the midwinter season
[2015/12/20 14:17:30]  Mosseveno Tenk: now pere noel, to me, has the most disturbing follower of them all.
[2015/12/20 14:17:45]  Joey (joey.aboma): Scaring kids...now we talking fun
[2015/12/20 14:17:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: and his name is pere fouettard
[2015/12/20 14:18:10]  Mosseveno Tenk: which i believe translates to 'whipping man', is that right, myrtil?
[2015/12/20 14:18:15]  Myrtil Igaly: yup
[2015/12/20 14:18:16]  Ceejay Writer: eeek!
[2015/12/20 14:18:22]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me shivers
[2015/12/20 14:18:23]  Jimmy Branagh: He looks like Saruman
[2015/12/20 14:18:23]  Myrtil Igaly: Father Whipper
[2015/12/20 14:18:24]  Elleon Bergamasco: ouch
[2015/12/20 14:18:32]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): ... Wait, so he kept another man as a pet?
[2015/12/20 14:18:44]  Mosseveno Tenk: now as you may expect from the french, this is a gastronomic tale
[2015/12/20 14:18:44]  Elleon Bergamasco: Father Whipper... Whipper snapper?
[2015/12/20 14:18:57]  Joey (joey.aboma): Doesnt eveyone?
[2015/12/20 14:18:57]  Mosseveno Tenk: fouettard was ....
[2015/12/20 14:18:59]  Mosseveno Tenk: a butcher
[2015/12/20 14:19:04]  Mosseveno Tenk: him, or his wife
[2015/12/20 14:19:09]  Mosseveno Tenk: lured three boys into the shop
[2015/12/20 14:19:16]  Ceejay Writer: /me cries
[2015/12/20 14:19:18]  Darlingmonster Ember: oh no
[2015/12/20 14:19:18]  Mosseveno Tenk: where he slaughtered, dressed, and salted them
[2015/12/20 14:19:20]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): 0.O
[2015/12/20 14:19:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: but
[2015/12/20 14:19:23]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): .....
[2015/12/20 14:19:25]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me faints
[2015/12/20 14:19:25]  Joey (joey.aboma): /me puts paws over ears
[2015/12/20 14:19:32]  Mosseveno Tenk: then saint nicholas just happened by
[2015/12/20 14:19:39]  Mosseveno Tenk: he resurrected the boys
[2015/12/20 14:19:42]  Joey (joey.aboma): yeah
[2015/12/20 14:19:57]  Mosseveno Tenk: and fouetard, in penance, now is one of the dark followers of nicholas
[2015/12/20 14:19:59]  Ceejay Writer: Did the boys get therapy? Cause... memories, like the corners of my mind
[2015/12/20 14:20:00]  Elleon Bergamasco: Best result!
[2015/12/20 14:20:02]  Lady Sumoku: I hope that includes redress and unsalting.
[2015/12/20 14:20:04]  Mosseveno Tenk: /me shakes it off
[2015/12/20 14:20:14]  Jimmy Branagh: After thet, they wos known as The Salty Boys
[2015/12/20 14:20:16]  Myrtil Igaly: oh the boys were happy, they felt as if they just had a good sleep and dreamed
[2015/12/20 14:20:24]  Ceejay Writer: whew
[2015/12/20 14:20:29]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): ... Erm.
[2015/12/20 14:20:30]  Mosseveno Tenk: and there's the rest of the story. thank you miss myrtil
[2015/12/20 14:20:40]  Myrtil Igaly: You're welcome!
[2015/12/20 14:20:50]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me suddenly decides to pick up smoking again
[2015/12/20 14:20:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: /me changes pictures
[2015/12/20 14:21:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: now we left off in scandinavia, where mr. holmes was telling us how sixth graders got to dress up like nuttipukki and go scare the kindergarten class
[2015/12/20 14:21:40]  Mosseveno Tenk: which means finland is an awesome place to grow up
[2015/12/20 14:21:49]  Darlingmonster Ember: charming!
[2015/12/20 14:21:51]  Jimmy Branagh: SOunds like it
[2015/12/20 14:21:59]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:22:13]  Mosseveno Tenk: and here we have an antique postcard showing the christmas goat, scaring little kids at home
[2015/12/20 14:22:14]  Myrtil Igaly: Look how the parents look happy in the background
[2015/12/20 14:22:15]  Lady Sumoku: /me wonders what the High Schoolers do to the sixth graders.
[2015/12/20 14:22:25]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): That... is disturbing.
[2015/12/20 14:22:25]  Joey (joey.aboma): Glad to see somestill remember the true meanie of Chrsitmas
[2015/12/20 14:22:29]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Hehe Myrtil
[2015/12/20 14:22:38]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me snorts.
[2015/12/20 14:22:42]  Mosseveno Tenk: the yule goat in scandinavia is a very ancient character, going back to prechristian times,
[2015/12/20 14:22:56]  Fauve Aeon: whispers: sper {{goat}}
[2015/12/20 14:23:02]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Hang on, does that goat have human legs?
[2015/12/20 14:23:04]  Mosseveno Tenk: which remeber, wasn't as long ago as other places, as finland wasnt' christenized utnil the 14th centry
[2015/12/20 14:23:18]  Mosseveno Tenk: we're not quite sure how it ties in
[2015/12/20 14:23:37]  Joey (joey.aboma): Don't that just get your goat?
[2015/12/20 14:23:48]  Mosseveno Tenk: in ancient times, the last sheaf of grain harvested was set aside because it had magical properties. it was called the 'julbocken'
[2015/12/20 14:23:52]  Mosseveno Tenk: or yule goat
[2015/12/20 14:24:08]  Darlingmonster Ember: The Yule Goat is not that old, nor does he have his own pinup calendar....
[2015/12/20 14:24:14]  Mosseveno Tenk: the straw goat, here, which is still made to this day for the holidays
[2015/12/20 14:24:32]  Joey (joey.aboma): oooooo pinup goats (licks chops)
[2015/12/20 14:24:38]  Fauve Aeon: /me frowns
[2015/12/20 14:24:45]  Lady Sumoku: Aww cute
[2015/12/20 14:24:46]  Mosseveno Tenk: we know thor drove a cart pulled by 2 goats, but its conjecture to point to that as an origin
[2015/12/20 14:25:00]  Lady Sumoku: Thor had class.
[2015/12/20 14:25:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: now the yule goat, like krampus, or theotehr followers,
[2015/12/20 14:25:09]  Joey (joey.aboma): Thor = Santa??
[2015/12/20 14:25:13]  Joey (joey.aboma): nnahhhh
[2015/12/20 14:25:14]  Mosseveno Tenk: was a street mummer show
[2015/12/20 14:25:24]  Mosseveno Tenk: orignally, the goat would demand gifts
[2015/12/20 14:25:39]  Mosseveno Tenk: somehow this changed in the late 18th and early 19th century
[2015/12/20 14:25:46]  Mosseveno Tenk: when the goat became the gift giver
[2015/12/20 14:25:56]  Fauve Aeon: O.o
[2015/12/20 14:25:59]  Fauve Aeon: nuuuu
[2015/12/20 14:26:01]  Lady Sumoku: Now that is just wrong.
[2015/12/20 14:26:10]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'll show you another antique postcard
[2015/12/20 14:26:21]  Mosseveno Tenk: here the goat is bringing gifts, rather than scaring the kids
[2015/12/20 14:26:27]  Joey (joey.aboma): Extortion maybe?
[2015/12/20 14:26:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: and the kids don't seem frightened of him anymore
[2015/12/20 14:26:36]  Myrtil Igaly: ummmm
[2015/12/20 14:26:38]  Joey (joey.aboma): Kids got the goat on him
[2015/12/20 14:26:50]  Elleon Bergamasco: perhaps he's wearing pajamas..
[2015/12/20 14:27:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: the goat in the 20th century passed his name, as the giftgiver, onto their national versions of Santa Claus
[2015/12/20 14:27:07]  Lady Sumoku: They seem surrounded by goats.
[2015/12/20 14:27:15]  Mosseveno Tenk: Jultomte in Sweden
[2015/12/20 14:27:17]  Joey (joey.aboma): Probably mom and dad dressing up as goats
[2015/12/20 14:27:21]  Mosseveno Tenk: julnisse in norway and denmark
[2015/12/20 14:27:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: and joulupukki in finland
[2015/12/20 14:27:30]  Jimmy Branagh: /me scribbles
[2015/12/20 14:27:35]  Mosseveno Tenk: all which mean 'yule goat'
[2015/12/20 14:27:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: well, that wraps my my series
[2015/12/20 14:28:00]  Joey (joey.aboma): Very nice history
[2015/12/20 14:28:03]  Mosseveno Tenk: i believe i have covered ALL of the christmas characters
[2015/12/20 14:28:05]  Fauve Aeon: YAY!
[2015/12/20 14:28:11]  Mosseveno Tenk: yes, all of thme. that's right. i have
[2015/12/20 14:28:11]  Darlingmonster Ember: YAY!
[2015/12/20 14:28:16]  Ceejay Writer: Yule goat very far with your knowledge of holiday lore, sir.
[2015/12/20 14:28:16]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:28:17]  Mosseveno Tenk: /me waits for it....
[2015/12/20 14:28:20]  Darlingmonster Ember: but...
[2015/12/20 14:28:20]  Mosseveno Tenk: /me looks around
[2015/12/20 14:28:22]  Myrtil Igaly: What about the Boiler Elf?
[2015/12/20 14:28:23]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Ummmm
[2015/12/20 14:28:25]  Lady Sumoku: /me holds her breath.
[2015/12/20 14:28:27]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Yeah
[2015/12/20 14:28:28]  Joey (joey.aboma): Makes me hungry for a leg of lamb now
[2015/12/20 14:28:30]  Jimmy Branagh: I missed the first two.  Glad I could make this one
[2015/12/20 14:28:36]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Hm. It seems I've missed the first two as well.
[2015/12/20 14:28:37]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me smiles
[2015/12/20 14:28:38]  Joey (joey.aboma): with the mint jelly
[2015/12/20 14:28:49]  Lady Sumoku: /me turns slightly blue.
[2015/12/20 14:29:02]  Darlingmonster Ember: Yes...the story of Boiler Elf, please
[2015/12/20 14:29:05]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): What about the elves??
[2015/12/20 14:29:10]  Mosseveno Tenk: what?
[2015/12/20 14:29:19]  Mosseveno Tenk: what about the elves?
[2015/12/20 14:29:20]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): do we get presents?
[2015/12/20 14:29:26]  Mosseveno Tenk: well, what about them?
[2015/12/20 14:29:28]  Ceejay Writer: They previous transcripts should be at the website.
[2015/12/20 14:29:28]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Fauve Aeon!
[2015/12/20 14:29:32]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Wildstar Beaumont!
[2015/12/20 14:29:37]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Indeed they are.
[2015/12/20 14:29:37]  Mosseveno Tenk: ah, i've been caught. I'm not done
[2015/12/20 14:29:38]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Darlingmonster Ember!
[2015/12/20 14:29:39]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Yes, what about them? Come on
[2015/12/20 14:29:40]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, TimothySootworth Resident!
[2015/12/20 14:29:45]  Mosseveno Tenk: there is one character i have been ignoring
[2015/12/20 14:29:54]  Ceejay Writer: Oh really?
[2015/12/20 14:29:57]  Mosseveno Tenk: and it stands before you like a gorilla in the room
[2015/12/20 14:30:01]  Lady Sumoku: /me lets out her breath with a gasp.
[2015/12/20 14:30:03]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me settles back
[2015/12/20 14:30:05]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Yourself?
[2015/12/20 14:30:11]  Joey (joey.aboma): Gorilla???? where???
[2015/12/20 14:30:12]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me coughs
[2015/12/20 14:30:12]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): grilla?
[2015/12/20 14:30:19]  Wildstar Beaumont: Mr Biggins ?
[2015/12/20 14:30:20]  Lady Sumoku: The Yule Gorilla.
[2015/12/20 14:30:21]  Jimmy Branagh: Hmmmmm
[2015/12/20 14:30:23]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Ancasta Resident!
[2015/12/20 14:30:24]  Joey (joey.aboma): lemme at em
[2015/12/20 14:30:28]  Ceejay Writer: /me grins in satisfaction.
[2015/12/20 14:30:39]  Lady Sumoku: Or Jebus.
[2015/12/20 14:30:39]  Jimmy Branagh: The Christmas Tiger?
[2015/12/20 14:30:47]  Mosseveno Tenk: ah ys, i've been avoiding this since 2007
[2015/12/20 14:30:55]  Mosseveno Tenk: the elves. yes
[2015/12/20 14:30:58]  Myrtil Igaly: Yay!!
[2015/12/20 14:31:11]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Patty Gummibaum!
[2015/12/20 14:31:13]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me raises an intrigued eyebrow and waits
[2015/12/20 14:31:25]  Mosseveno Tenk: remeber i asked you to imagine western europe like a bowl, wtih a drain at the bottom located at Rome
[2015/12/20 14:31:56]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me tries to do the math of Rome draining Europe
[2015/12/20 14:32:02]  Mosseveno Tenk: and the bowl is filling up, romanizing, or christenizing, whichever way you want to look at it, the whole of europe, and flushing out the native cultures
[2015/12/20 14:32:03]  Ceejay Writer: does that drain counter or clockwise?
[2015/12/20 14:32:19]  Mosseveno Tenk: so wehn we looked for our christmas monsters, we looked at the fringes, like scandinavia
[2015/12/20 14:32:30]  Mosseveno Tenk: and up in the mountains, like the alps and the pyrenees
[2015/12/20 14:32:33]  Mosseveno Tenk: but
[2015/12/20 14:32:40]  Mosseveno Tenk: there's one character that survived intact
[2015/12/20 14:32:52]  Mosseveno Tenk: he was not tamed by nicholas, per se
[2015/12/20 14:33:00]  Mosseveno Tenk: nor was he christenized
[2015/12/20 14:33:09]  Mosseveno Tenk: and that is, the elves. the short elves.
[2015/12/20 14:33:15]  Joey (joey.aboma): The Abominable Snowman?
[2015/12/20 14:33:36]  Lady Sumoku: The Danny Elf-man?
[2015/12/20 14:33:39]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): The short bus elves?
[2015/12/20 14:33:40]  Mosseveno Tenk: these characters are so overlooked, that if you walk into an otherkin forum portraying yourself as one, they will laugh you out, or think you are trying to make fun of them
[2015/12/20 14:33:45]  Mosseveno Tenk: short bus elves, yes
[2015/12/20 14:33:53]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Good Lord
[2015/12/20 14:33:59]  Mosseveno Tenk: you can google image their names if you don't believe me
[2015/12/20 14:33:59]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me snorts
[2015/12/20 14:34:11]  Mosseveno Tenk: in finland, he is tontu
[2015/12/20 14:34:16]  Mosseveno Tenk: in sweden, tomte
[2015/12/20 14:34:34]  Jimmy Branagh: Ahhhhhhh
[2015/12/20 14:34:37]  Mosseveno Tenk: norway and denmark have the nisse, in barns, in norway, and in attics, in the more urban denmark
[2015/12/20 14:34:43]  Mosseveno Tenk: in scotland, the brownie
[2015/12/20 14:34:46]  Mosseveno Tenk: in england, the hob
[2015/12/20 14:35:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: in ireland, the old man that sleeps under the roof beam
[2015/12/20 14:35:10]  Mosseveno Tenk: france has lutins living in the basement
[2015/12/20 14:35:12]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): thas a long name
[2015/12/20 14:35:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: the dutch call them kabouter
[2015/12/20 14:35:47]  Mosseveno Tenk: the germans were so intimate with them that some of their names were preserved,  like King Goldemar of Castel Hardenstein
[2015/12/20 14:36:00]  Ceejay Writer: Sensing a Nightvalian theme
[2015/12/20 14:36:02]  Myrtil Igaly: that's an elf?
[2015/12/20 14:36:04]  Mosseveno Tenk: or Hödekin of Hidlesheim, who wore his hate down low on his eyes
[2015/12/20 14:36:24]  Mosseveno Tenk: the germans called them gnomes or kobolds
[2015/12/20 14:36:35]  Mosseveno Tenk: if they lived on a ship, they were called klaboutermann
[2015/12/20 14:36:36]  Ceejay Writer: Kobolds I've heard of
[2015/12/20 14:36:47]  Mosseveno Tenk: and in Cologne, the heinzelmann
[2015/12/20 14:36:56]  Mosseveno Tenk: to which there is a monument to them this very day
[2015/12/20 14:37:15]  Mosseveno Tenk: the colners were lazy folk, as the heinzelmanner did all the work
[2015/12/20 14:37:33]  Mosseveno Tenk: until one day the bakers wife wanted to see what they looked like, and spread dried peas on the steps
[2015/12/20 14:37:46]  Mosseveno Tenk: they triped on them, waking her,, and she took her lantern up to see
[2015/12/20 14:38:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: and that was the last anyone ever saw of them. now people in cologne must do their own housework
[2015/12/20 14:38:20]  Mosseveno Tenk: in the slavic east, they are the domovoi
[2015/12/20 14:38:27]  Ceejay Writer: She vanished, but a lovely pot of split pea soup was found on the stove
[2015/12/20 14:38:36]  Mosseveno Tenk: they were known to anglo saxons as the cofgodas, or king of hte room
[2015/12/20 14:38:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: ancient rome had the lares which protected the hearth
[2015/12/20 14:39:00]  Mosseveno Tenk: and back to greece, the more mischievious kobolos
[2015/12/20 14:39:14]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): The Lares, eh?
[2015/12/20 14:39:21]  Joey (joey.aboma): Wonders why Italy picked a witch to celebrate the holidays
[2015/12/20 14:39:24]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i will make a strong arguement for the egyptian god Bes, as aslo one of us
[2015/12/20 14:39:39]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Wow
[2015/12/20 14:39:46]  Mosseveno Tenk: yes, the lares. you will see them portrayed as miniature adults, as is towards the roman artistic ethic of beauty
[2015/12/20 14:39:47]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Intriguing
[2015/12/20 14:39:54]  Ceejay Writer: Interesting notion! *scribbles*  I'd like to look at Bes in such light
[2015/12/20 14:40:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: in all cases except rome, they are descripted as short, around 2 foot
[2015/12/20 14:40:10]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Myrtil Igaly!
[2015/12/20 14:40:12]  Mosseveno Tenk: and very ugly
[2015/12/20 14:40:33]  Mosseveno Tenk: these survived the onslaught of roman christianity
[2015/12/20 14:40:38]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Now... What do these creatures have to do with Christmas, then?
[2015/12/20 14:40:54]  Joey (joey.aboma): they were all made into a fruit cake?
[2015/12/20 14:41:02]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:41:15]  Mosseveno Tenk: but maybe not enitriely, for farmers would accuse their neighbors of harboring a brownie if they thought he was getting a little too prosperous, and complain to the priest
[2015/12/20 14:41:38]  Ceejay Writer: brownies are pests
[2015/12/20 14:41:48]  Mosseveno Tenk: and when the scandinavians came to america in teh mid 19th centuyr, the elves came with them
[2015/12/20 14:42:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: now mr hyde asks how do we get from there to the north pole?
[2015/12/20 14:42:08]  Stereo Nacht: Brownies are nummy! ;-)
[2015/12/20 14:42:09]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'm glad you asked!
[2015/12/20 14:42:16]  Mosseveno Tenk: watch it, nacht.....
[2015/12/20 14:42:19]  Stereo Nacht: (Maybe not the same kind, mind you!)
[2015/12/20 14:42:20]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'll bring out the nutcracker
[2015/12/20 14:42:27]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:42:39]  Mosseveno Tenk: now santa as we know him is approaching his 200th birthday
[2015/12/20 14:42:55]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Wha?
[2015/12/20 14:42:55]  Ceejay Writer: Still looking very spry
[2015/12/20 14:42:56]  Mosseveno Tenk: in 1822, he got assoicated with reindeeer, which pushed him north
[2015/12/20 14:43:05]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Oh no, not you too.
[2015/12/20 14:43:09]  Mosseveno Tenk: 1822 being when 'the night before christmas' was published
[2015/12/20 14:43:23]  Mosseveno Tenk: but the elves don't show up until 1850
[2015/12/20 14:43:42]  Mosseveno Tenk: in a an unpublished poem or novel called the christmas elves
[2015/12/20 14:43:48]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): He hadn't got around anti-slavery laws until then
[2015/12/20 14:43:48]  Mosseveno Tenk: by lousia may alcott
[2015/12/20 14:43:55]  Ceejay Writer: Practically a modern tale for New Babbage
[2015/12/20 14:44:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: that was before 'little women'
[2015/12/20 14:44:16]  Mosseveno Tenk: the next sighting was in 1857
[2015/12/20 14:44:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: in Harper's Weekly
[2015/12/20 14:44:45]  Mosseveno Tenk: wthe poem was called 'the wonders of santa claus' and it should google.
[2015/12/20 14:44:52]  Mosseveno Tenk: let me set up some images
[2015/12/20 14:45:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: if you look closely, you can see the first ever image of a christmas elf
[2015/12/20 14:46:07]  Ceejay Writer: At the very top?
[2015/12/20 14:46:08]  Mosseveno Tenk: from these harpers weekly images from 1857
[2015/12/20 14:46:23]  Mosseveno Tenk: to quote
[2015/12/20 14:46:25]  Mosseveno Tenk: In his house upon the top of a hill / And almost out of sight / He keeps a great many elves at work/ All working with all their might.
[2015/12/20 14:46:48]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Heartless old bugger
[2015/12/20 14:47:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: i'll light up the pictures
[2015/12/20 14:47:11]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Where was the elf union?
[2015/12/20 14:47:17]  Myrtil Igaly: he's kind of like old Popplefot and the elves are us urchins in the workhouse
[2015/12/20 14:47:17]  Lady Sumoku: It's a Festivus miracle!
[2015/12/20 14:47:20]  Fauve Aeon: aw, they are cute, look at the little hats...
[2015/12/20 14:47:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: so they lived in an 'astonishing castle' on top a hill
[2015/12/20 14:47:47]  Mosseveno Tenk: yes, the red hat, carried over from the traditional little people, who tended to dress in scarlet and grey
[2015/12/20 14:48:25]  Mosseveno Tenk: the next elf sighting is in 1873, on the december issue of Godey's Lady's Book, which i dived into the archives and found for you after the ball last night
[2015/12/20 14:48:34]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Nicely preserved images
[2015/12/20 14:48:55]  Mosseveno Tenk: complete with library stamp
[2015/12/20 14:49:06]  Mosseveno Tenk: the first image of santa's workshop
[2015/12/20 14:49:10]  Myrtil Igaly: Ooooh
[2015/12/20 14:49:13]  Mosseveno Tenk: so the legend is growing
[2015/12/20 14:49:13]  Darlingmonster Ember: :D
[2015/12/20 14:49:21]  Ceejay Writer: So elves exist because of the social media of the day.
[2015/12/20 14:49:23]  Myrtil Igaly: there's one stealing from his pocket
[2015/12/20 14:49:23]  Mosseveno Tenk: a tales that takes on more detail every time it is told
[2015/12/20 14:49:41]  Mosseveno Tenk: much fo the lore was told without words, by magazine illustrators
[2015/12/20 14:49:51]  Darlingmonster Ember: nice
[2015/12/20 14:49:56]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Wow
[2015/12/20 14:50:11]  Mosseveno Tenk: here in 1922, Norman Rockwell had a go at them
[2015/12/20 14:50:22]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Ah, yes
[2015/12/20 14:50:28]  Mosseveno Tenk: and once norman rockwell paints you, you've gone into the canon, i would think
[2015/12/20 14:50:41]  Lady Sumoku: /me nods.
[2015/12/20 14:50:41]  Mosseveno Tenk: now notice this is all american work. surprising, eh?
[2015/12/20 14:51:06]  Mosseveno Tenk: later in the century, in the coca cola ads
[2015/12/20 14:51:17]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Santa looks haggard
[2015/12/20 14:51:25]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Americans are sentimentalists.
[2015/12/20 14:51:29]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): ee looks drunk
[2015/12/20 14:51:38]  Mosseveno Tenk: and into our own memories, by rankin bass christmas specials of 1962
[2015/12/20 14:51:43]  Ceejay Writer: Our Santas elves are much newer than I ever realized.
[2015/12/20 14:51:52]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me nods...
[2015/12/20 14:51:53]  DJ Rock And Roll (rockandroll.michigan): Drunk? No, but deep into the final run-up to Christmas Eve, and working very hard!
[2015/12/20 14:52:03]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i love the movie Elf, becuase they went to this image... suggesting that the pole changes with our memory of it
[2015/12/20 14:52:11]  Jimmy Branagh: You'd look haggard too if you visited 5 billion chimneys
[2015/12/20 14:52:19]  Jimmy Branagh: In 24 hrs.
[2015/12/20 14:52:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: now i never noticed before, but hermie there has round ears. i dont' think he was really an elf
[2015/12/20 14:52:24]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): /me giggles
[2015/12/20 14:52:26]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): The one drinking coke is smiling because of the main ingredient back then
[2015/12/20 14:52:27]  Lady Sumoku: I'd be haggard after one.
[2015/12/20 14:52:43]  Mosseveno Tenk: and that, i believe, is where the elves came from.
[2015/12/20 14:52:53]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me cheers!
[2015/12/20 14:52:53]  Darlingmonster Ember: woo hoo
[2015/12/20 14:52:56]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:53:01]  Mosseveno Tenk: which even i didn't know until last night. these little buggers are very hard to find information on
[2015/12/20 14:53:03]  Stereo Nacht:  `*.¸.*´ APPLAUSE `*.¸.*´APPLAUSE `*.¸.*´
[2015/12/20 14:53:05]  Myrtil Igaly: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:53:06]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me cheers!
[2015/12/20 14:53:08]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Excellent
[2015/12/20 14:53:10]  Jimmy Branagh: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:53:12]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me Applauds
[2015/12/20 14:53:13]  Lady Sumoku: Sneaky little things.
[2015/12/20 14:53:14]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:53:17]  Ceejay Writer: He know the true meaning of Coca
[2015/12/20 14:53:18]  Max Islay: so the original santa was a drugged delusional man? :P
[2015/12/20 14:53:23]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Very well done, Mr Boiler Elf
[2015/12/20 14:53:29]  Lady Sumoku: /me claps
[2015/12/20 14:53:31]  Mosseveno Tenk: i encourage you to google image the names i said, and make your own mind up on whether my hypothesis is correct or not
[2015/12/20 14:53:34]  Jimmy Branagh: Great presentation!
[2015/12/20 14:53:34]  Elleon Bergamasco: Barvo!
[2015/12/20 14:53:44]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Jimmy Branagh!
[2015/12/20 14:53:49]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me looks bemused, but applauds anyway.
[2015/12/20 14:54:03]  Mosseveno Tenk: and for a craft, my entire collection of christmas and krampus postcards
[2015/12/20 14:54:10]  Mosseveno Tenk: now, the end of the story i started last year
[2015/12/20 14:54:11]  Ceejay Writer: Thank you, boiler elf. I learned a lot, and took some notes of avenues I want to explore more.
[2015/12/20 14:54:14]  Myrtil Igaly: Yay!!
[2015/12/20 14:54:19]  Mosseveno Tenk: how little kevin wanted to beleive , but could not
[2015/12/20 14:54:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: becauyse the man in the back of the macy's store had a fake beard
[2015/12/20 14:54:33]  Ceejay Writer: GAsp! Generous
[2015/12/20 14:54:37]  Liza Veliz: aplauds
[2015/12/20 14:54:43]  Mosseveno Tenk: and the only night his parents closed the bedroom door was on christmas eve
[2015/12/20 14:54:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: and they didn't close it all the way, even then
[2015/12/20 14:55:02]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Kinky
[2015/12/20 14:55:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: so one year, after finals were over, i followed someone into second life
[2015/12/20 14:55:05]  Ceejay Writer: goodness.
[2015/12/20 14:55:21]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i came off orientation island much as you see me now, but a bit taller
[2015/12/20 14:55:30]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): 0.O
[2015/12/20 14:55:35]  Darlingmonster Ember: o.O
[2015/12/20 14:55:43]  Mosseveno Tenk: i gave myself 2 rules, which i will nto tell you, that my caused my personality to form
[2015/12/20 14:55:44]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): Only a bit?
[2015/12/20 14:55:44]  Ceejay Writer: he yam what he yam
[2015/12/20 14:55:46]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Was there a radiation leak?
[2015/12/20 14:55:49]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i gave myself a quest
[2015/12/20 14:56:05]  Mosseveno Tenk: yes, i was taller, buecase of the deformity that comes with getting this short. that took me a while to get used to
[2015/12/20 14:56:09]  Lady Sumoku: What is your favorite color?
[2015/12/20 14:56:13]  Mosseveno Tenk: clear
[2015/12/20 14:56:20]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): -.-
[2015/12/20 14:56:24]  Jimmy Branagh: /me chuckles
[2015/12/20 14:56:27]  Darlingmonster Ember: I hope there is a calendar in this story....
[2015/12/20 14:56:31]  Mosseveno Tenk: my quest, to make second life interesting
[2015/12/20 14:56:37]  Mosseveno Tenk: was to find santa
[2015/12/20 14:56:44]  Mosseveno Tenk: and i met many santas
[2015/12/20 14:56:46]  Ceejay Writer: :)
[2015/12/20 14:56:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: but they were kinda.. well
[2015/12/20 14:56:51]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): And pick up some x ray goggles
[2015/12/20 14:56:53]  Mosseveno Tenk: perverts
[2015/12/20 14:56:55]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me knows Duchess Highlands is not going to let go of that.
[2015/12/20 14:57:03]  Darlingmonster Ember: gasp
[2015/12/20 14:57:08]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me snorts.
[2015/12/20 14:57:08]  Mosseveno Tenk: there was one named christmas mornignton that was probably the best of them
[2015/12/20 14:57:13]  Lady Sumoku: Perverts in Second Live?
[2015/12/20 14:57:15]  Mosseveno Tenk: but i wasn't satisfied
[2015/12/20 14:57:22]  Lady Sumoku: *life
[2015/12/20 14:57:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: because i knew, that the real santa would ask me to ride in his sleigh with him
[2015/12/20 14:57:36]  Mosseveno Tenk: and one day, without prompting
[2015/12/20 14:57:38]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): No relation to Victor Mornington?
[2015/12/20 14:57:42]  Mosseveno Tenk: i got am IM from soeone i barely knew
[2015/12/20 14:57:54]  Mosseveno Tenk: asking me to ride in the sleigh to peirmont landing
[2015/12/20 14:57:58]  Mosseveno Tenk: that was before tenk was a mayor
[2015/12/20 14:58:00]  Mosseveno Tenk: so
[2015/12/20 14:58:02]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): cor
[2015/12/20 14:58:07]  Mosseveno Tenk: dreams do come true, eh?
[2015/12/20 14:58:13]  Mosseveno Tenk: i get to ride the sleigh
[2015/12/20 14:58:14]  Elleon Bergamasco: /me grins
[2015/12/20 14:58:14]  Jimmy Branagh: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:58:17]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me shivers with excitement
[2015/12/20 14:58:19]  Mosseveno Tenk: and that's my story.
[2015/12/20 14:58:21]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:58:21]  Myrtil Igaly: They do!
[2015/12/20 14:58:22]  Mosseveno Tenk: thank you.
[2015/12/20 14:58:23]  Lady Sumoku: /me claps
[2015/12/20 14:58:25]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me cheers again!
[2015/12/20 14:58:26]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): yay!
[2015/12/20 14:58:27]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): .-'`'-. APPLAUSE APPLAUSE .-'`'-.
[2015/12/20 14:58:27]  Stereo Nacht:  `*.¸.*´ APPLAUSE `*.¸.*´APPLAUSE `*.¸.*´
[2015/12/20 14:58:27]  Myrtil Igaly: /me claps
[2015/12/20 14:58:27]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:58:28]  Jimmy Branagh: Thank you!
[2015/12/20 14:58:31]  Liza Veliz: applauds
[2015/12/20 14:58:31]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me applauds
[2015/12/20 14:58:31]  Mosseveno Tenk: /mbow
[2015/12/20 14:58:32]  Ceejay Writer: oh wow - didn't know Piermont brought you in!
[2015/12/20 14:58:35]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me claps and smiles
[2015/12/20 14:58:36]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): And act as chief prosecutor
[2015/12/20 14:58:37]  Jimmy Branagh: Great Salon!
[2015/12/20 14:58:38]  Mosseveno Tenk: /mbow
[2015/12/20 14:58:46]  Darlingmonster Ember: YAY!
[2015/12/20 14:58:51]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): Thank you!
[2015/12/20 14:58:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: no gestures, aye
[2015/12/20 14:58:53]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Lady Sumoku!
[2015/12/20 14:59:06]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): /me applauds without the use of gestures.
[2015/12/20 14:59:11]  Joey (joey.aboma): applauds
[2015/12/20 14:59:12]  Mosseveno Tenk: tips will be going into the clockwork kraken meter
[2015/12/20 14:59:20]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me nods
[2015/12/20 14:59:26]  Magda Kamenev (magdalena.kamenev): /me waves.
[2015/12/20 14:59:30]  Ceejay Writer: Well done sir! This was so enjoyable. When I wasn't scared out of my socks
[2015/12/20 14:59:38]  Lady Sumoku: Krakens need Giftmas too.
[2015/12/20 14:59:41]  DJ Rock And Roll (rockandroll.michigan): /me applauds wildly
[2015/12/20 14:59:42]  Joey (joey.aboma): Got to run...but Merry Christmas to all
[2015/12/20 14:59:44]  Myrtil Igaly: Thank you, I learnt a lot!
[2015/12/20 14:59:45]  Mosseveno Tenk: i dont' like coca cola santa. he's creepy
[2015/12/20 14:59:53]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Yes, and high
[2015/12/20 14:59:55]  Ceejay Writer: He's too fluffy.
[2015/12/20 15:00:04]  Jimmy Branagh: Yeh 'ee's loike Popplefart
[2015/12/20 15:00:04]  Timothy Sootworth (timothysootworth): fanks mister
[2015/12/20 15:00:08]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): /me thinks he heard a capsule.
[2015/12/20 15:00:12]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Hehe Jimmy
[2015/12/20 15:00:17]  Stereo Nacht: Good night Mr. Joey!
[2015/12/20 15:00:26]  Jimmy Branagh: Oy dun loike Cloke neither
[2015/12/20 15:00:29]  Mosseveno Tenk: that was a cool avatar joey had
[2015/12/20 15:00:29]  Stereo Nacht: And good night Ms. Igaly!
[2015/12/20 15:00:30]  Ceejay Writer: Merry Christmas, and/or whatever way you celebrate, and I must be off to finish writing a New Years legend, myself!
[2015/12/20 15:00:42]  Myrtil Igaly: Good night Miss Stereo!
[2015/12/20 15:00:49]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): Take care, those leaving :)
[2015/12/20 15:01:02]  Liza Veliz: Thanks for good story adn history  telling
[2015/12/20 15:01:02]  Jimmy Branagh: Merry Christmas, Mr. Boiler!  Merry Christmas everyone!
[2015/12/20 15:01:03]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Danke, Herr Boiler Elf, for another fascinating presentation.
[2015/12/20 15:01:07]  Liza Veliz: Merry Chritmas
[2015/12/20 15:01:11]  DJ Rock And Roll (rockandroll.michigan): I think the modern-day Grateful Dead wrote a song about the Coca-Cola Santa. "Driving that sleigh, high on cocaine, Santa Claus you'd better watch your speed.....", but their management team told them to change it to a song about Casey Jones.
[2015/12/20 15:01:13]  Liza Veliz: christmas*
[2015/12/20 15:01:16]  Mosseveno Tenk: ill be in town the rest the day if you need boiler elf to do anything
[2015/12/20 15:01:24]  Stereo Nacht: Good night Mr. Michigan, Dr. Jekyll, Clockwinder, Mr. Branagh, Ms. Dagger, Ms. Kate, Ms. Writer, Ms. Ember, Ms. Sumoku, Ms. Bergamasco, Admiral Beaumont, Duchess Liz and everyone!
[2015/12/20 15:01:35]  Stereo Nacht: /me curtsies
[2015/12/20 15:01:35]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Gute Nacht, those leaving.
[2015/12/20 15:01:37]  Miss Kate (katelynn.inglewood): i always wondered what the aether salon was all about...  :)
[2015/12/20 15:01:38]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): I myself have some business to attend to at the hospital. Thank you for the lecture, Mr. Boiler Elf.
[2015/12/20 15:01:39]  Ceejay Writer: Good night Stereo!
[2015/12/20 15:01:40]  Lady Sumoku: /me waves
[2015/12/20 15:01:41]  DJ Rock And Roll (rockandroll.michigan): Good night to those leaving
[2015/12/20 15:01:45]  Lady Sumoku: Merry that-mas!
[2015/12/20 15:01:48]  Dr. Henry Jekyll (nyanka.jinx): Good night, merry Christmas.
[2015/12/20 15:01:50]  Jimmy Branagh: Noight awl!
[2015/12/20 15:01:54]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): /me waves to those leaving
[2015/12/20 15:02:04]  Myrtil Igaly: Good night everyone!
[2015/12/20 15:02:31]  Wildstar Beaumont: good night everybody !
[2015/12/20 15:02:35]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Any more tips for our speaker?
[2015/12/20 15:02:40]  Liz Wilner: goodnight everyone :)
[2015/12/20 15:02:46]  Ceejay Writer: off with me!  Hope to see you all soon.
[2015/12/20 15:02:46]  Darlingmonster Ember: /me smiles
[2015/12/20 15:02:53]  Lady Sumoku: /me waves some more
[2015/12/20 15:03:06]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, RockAndRoll Michigan!
[2015/12/20 15:03:12]  Lady Sumoku: I think I've fed the Krakens enough for today.
[2015/12/20 15:03:18]  Wulfriðe Blitzen  (ancasta): Photos of tonight's meeting will be appearing presently in the Flikr Aether group
[2015/12/20 15:03:19]  Salon Speaker Tipjar: Thank you for supporting the Aether Salon, Liz Wilner!
[2015/12/20 15:03:24]  Baron Klaus Wulfenbach (klauswulfenbach.outlander): Heh.
[2015/12/20 15:03:39]  Liz Wilner: /me waces to all...and relocates
[2015/12/20 15:03:43]  Darlingmonster Ember: So glad I had time to come today.
[2015/12/20 15:03:48]  Darlingmonster Ember: thank you all!!
[2015/12/20 15:03:49]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): :)
[2015/12/20 15:03:51]  Mosseveno Tenk: was that ok?
[2015/12/20 15:03:57]  Dee Wells Dagger (promiscute): It was excellent